Boys Before Flowers Episode 10

Jja jang myun in a porridge shop, whoever heard of that? I also find it impossible that Jandi and Ga Eul haven't recognized their past president and an ex-president without an entourage. I don't know how it works in Korea, but I know that when former president Bill Clinton happens to stop by at our house for a glass of water, I'd recognize him and even scour for a bottle of Voss--nobody gives the former president a glass of tap water--also, Bill Clinton wouldn't be prancing around without an entourage, be it one, two or a gazillion of heavily armed, Ray Ban wearing men. Maybe it is different in Korea, but then if your former president is as hot as Lee Minho, I bet he wouldn't be prancing around town without an entourage and maybe he would just have the porridge shop deliver him his jja jang myun, no matter how ridiculous it sounds.

Junpyo doesn't want to share his chocolates, even with Jandi.Hehe...I love how possessive he is with Jandi. Jandi must've died for a few seconds with joy while she was watching Junpyo enjoying her gift. I thought Jandi has a phone already, why did she have to drag Junpyo in that win-a-free-cellphone contest? Nevertheless, it's still a cute scene. Now, imagine Junpyo and Jandi in the contest---NAKED! I was waiting for Junpyo and Jandi strip naked and do the contest, then comes MONSTER MOM! I actually had to cover my eyes for this which is silly because I never cover my eyes, even when I'm watching a really scary movie. Silly! Monster mom scares the shit out of me, who wouldn't be scared of monster mom? Her stares are enough to give you an aneurysm followed by death.

Had to skip the Ga Eul-Yijung scenes. There's too much conflict with Jandi and Junpyo already, I can't be bothered by another OTP. I don't do multi-OTP.

Jihoo is like this utterly gorgeous and rare mushroom, he only germinates around Jandi. A mushroom who smiles a lot--even Lei doesn't smile that often in MG, Rui's supposed to have Aspberger's syndrome, I don't know what that is, but Rui's supposed to NOT smile that often. Maybe Jihoo has the mildest form of unsmilene syndrome. I'll forgive him coz he was so cute when he had his hair in a ponytail.

Hell hath no fury like a man whose chocolates were eaten by his rival! If Junpyo had to do a Heimlich maneuver to get that piece of chocolate out of Jihoo, I bet he would.

When Junpyo stopped by at the Geums, they always have him seated on a chair and they would stare at him like he's some kind of Greek god sent to earth. But when Monster Mom stopped by, they had her sit on the floor. Where's the love, Mama Geum, Papa Geum?

OMFG! Did Monster Mom liken Jandi to a weed? Given that Junpyo calls Jandi weed too, but coming from Monster Mom? That forebodes catastrophe. An offer of gazillion won to stay away from Junpyo?! Monster mommy, you are a real piece of art! Miranda Priestly surely is proud to have raised you, look at you--you have turned into a REAL MONSTER! Mama Geum, you should've aimed for her eyes, you should've sprayed her eyes with sake, let's see if she can inflict more pain and catastrophe with sake in her eyes.

Jihoo=Geum Jandi's firefighter. More of like super mushroom. Don't you have to dial 911 first to get a firefighter? They just don't magically appear on a motorcycle. Jihoo's more like super mushroom, he appears out of nowhere on a motorcycle and throw in a heartstopping smile with that.

Jandi cleaners gone? I bet Monster Mom had something to do with, she just had to do buy herself a cleaners to get all those furs cleaned and keep themlooking like new. Her skunk is looking rather tired and the raccoon is losing its luster. How lovely! After torturing the poor animals for garments, Monster Mom had to buy herself some rice crackers from JANDI!

OOOOHHHHH! Junpyo lets go of Monster Mom's hand, I bet he was afraid the handholding might give him an aneurysm. He gets out of the car and...

ALMOOOSSTTT PAAARAAADISE!!!!!!!!!!

Junpyo walks over to Jandi grabs her and...

Wait! What happened? My view's blocked by that stupid sun. I felt cheated! Arrrrggggghhh! The sun. A couple. It would've been sweet in any given moment...but not when IT BLOCKS THE KISS! Mr. Producer, I don't know what to do with you anymore. Prudes are stoned to death in this modern times. I thought I should let you know, just in case you find yourself on the street and suddenly somebody throws a rock at you--THAT WOULD BE ME!

And while Junpyo and Jandi share a kiss I will never see in this lifetime. Monster mom looks like she will have an aneurysm herself, did you see that vein on her temple? It was about to burst. I wander how passionate that kiss was to give Monster Mom an ALMOOOSSTTT AAANEUUUURYSM!

After that kiss, I thought Junpyo would've dragged Jandi to a nearest hotel and finish the business. But NOOOO!!! They walk on the street, which is suprisingly empty, and TALK! A LOT! Why do these people like to TALK? Don't they have better things to do than TALK? Like kissing? And...ahm...kissing?

Then Jandi gets an obligatory nosebleed. I bet in the succeeding episodes, she'll faint, be brought to the hospital and tests will reveal she has cancer of the cornea (does this even exist?) and she only has a few months to live and then Junpyo will finally defy his mom, donate his corneas to Jandi & dies. Jandi will wake up with Junpyo's corneas, sees Jihoo, looks for Junpyo and Woobin will reply: "Yo! My man, Junpyo, gave you his corneas so you can live." Jandi breaks down and asks to die to be with her Junpyo. So KDrama.

Creepy---that talent agency on the sidestreet!

WHAAATTTT? No preview for the next episode? The BTS were cute though.

Scaps from episode 10:
(Sidenote--Episode 21 aired last Tuesday. I'm so behind!)